Dogs vs. Cats

I like animals. Almost every animal. But when it comes to cats and dogs I'm most definintly a dog person. I've had dogs since I was 4 years old. Now it's about 5 years since the last one though.

A Dog is a friend who never lets you down and is always glad to see you. You can yell at them and they'll keep coming back with the tail between their legs, knowing that they done wrong. Dogs will kiss your ass to get your attention. Literally.

Cats are evil. They can can look at you as if you were the biggest idiot that ever walked the earth with out any reason what so ever. You can scream and shout at them and they look at you like "really..." and walk away. A cat would never ever lower it self to kiss your ass. Not even figuratively.

Some might say cats have personality. And they do. The demon kind. Dogs got personality too.

If my friends demand I suck up to them too be friends I'm way better off without them. And if you waste energy trying to get a cat, who really don't give a crap about you, to like you, then you're better off without it.

Of course the people (at this point I wont call them family) I live with want a cat. Okay, I know that if they wanted a dog, I'd be the one walking it in snow and rain at unchristian hours of the day.

They say that I wont have to empty the litterbox.

They say they'll buy a scratching post so my precious sofa wont be clowed to peices.

They say I wont have to do anything.

They are 4. I'm only 1...

Do I believe them? No. Will I give in? Of course

I just know it will kill me in my sleep...